The Damned Red Tape

 

 

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... and other appropriate warnings ...
  • Any mail sent to the playa should be addressed to a person with a camp name and (ideally) camp street address, Black Rock City, NV 89412. Festive mail for campers can be sent in regulation envelopes to the Black Rock City Post Office, where the outer envelope will be opened and contents delivered if possible to the inside addressee.
  • Though we make every effort to keep the US Mail secure, people should not send valuables to or from the playa.
  • Outgoing mail is legally postmarked "Black Rock City" the day it is received. It is delivered to the Gerlach PO within one business day.
  • Any mail sent to Black Rock City is technically a dead letter. This makes return addresses important.
  • We will hold undeliverable mail until early Monday afternoon, at which time it will be returned to the Gerlach PO. Undelivered mail is not automatically released to anyone that wants it; we may require an ID or make a camp visit to confirm identity.
  • The BRCPO does not handle outgoing parcels or certified/registered mail.
  • The BRCPO does not sell stamps. (Some benevolent souls do take it upon themselves to gift stamps to hapless postal patrons, but this cannot be counted on.)
  • You approach a BRCPO window at your own risk.
 
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Fill out yer Application now !
Get it to us yesterday!
What are you waiting around for?!?
There's NO LOAFING until you're clocked in!
and where's yer Badge?
Have you even filled out a Change Of Address Form yet?

Other Forms
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MailDeliveryAgent.pdf
SellingYourSoulForSoup.doc
MailOrderBride.doc
Spontaneous_Volunteerism.doc
OfficialComplaint.doc
BRCPOTrainingManual.doc
 
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Shhhhhh! Don't tell. We don't actually use postal mail to communicate. We've got an Email List. Wow! Aren't we just 3133+ ? Email     BRCPO-subscribetopica dot com to get you a piece of that action.  
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Would you like our lovely logo emblazoned on your crotch?
Or, perhaps, some less scandalous part of your body?
Or maybe you're into the INSS Schwag?
 
  This whole demented mess started in the primordial soup of The Soup Advisory Board.